tuxedosaldente:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

i donT EVEN BUT YES

(via itscursorbby)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via queenimaginee)

teafortrouble:

so you know how the running thing with the Striders is that none of them are legitimately cool and they’re all huge dorks

well

I humbly submit that Bro’s fingerless gloves aren’t even the objectively cool kind. They’re literally just these.

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He wears ‘em all the time because there is nothing awesome about suffering early arthritis from all that smuppet sewing.

(via becomeimp)

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

(Source: merlinstahp, via kittenmaw-is-fabulously-sweet)

confusedvantas:

everyonelovesrobots:

hs-ramblings:

Can we talk about this for a second?
This is probably one of the saddest moments in Homestuck for me; it didn’t hit me immediately, but when they re-appeared on Vriska’s ship

they played dress-up

and they never seperated from each other

even when they left Vriska’s party

and let’s not forget

and I started thinking.
These two were happier in the same body, weren’t they? They synergised, unlike Eridan and Sollux; they, or rather she, was happy.
And then she exploded.
They were happy for the first time since they started playing, and it was taken away from them.
That’s why they won’t leave the other’s side. They don’t want to forget. They want to go back to their shared body. They want to be happy together.
And now they can’t.
And I think that’s really sad.

why would you do that to my heart?

No, I didn’t need my heart in one peice, that’s fine, really

confusedvantas:

everyonelovesrobots:

hs-ramblings:

Can we talk about this for a second?

This is probably one of the saddest moments in Homestuck for me; it didn’t hit me immediately, but when they re-appeared on Vriska’s ship

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they played dress-up

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and they never seperated from each other

image

even when they left Vriska’s party

image

and let’s not forget

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and I started thinking.

These two were happier in the same body, weren’t they? They synergised, unlike Eridan and Sollux; they, or rather she, was happy.

And then she exploded.

They were happy for the first time since they started playing, and it was taken away from them.

That’s why they won’t leave the other’s side. They don’t want to forget. They want to go back to their shared body. They want to be happy together.

And now they can’t.

And I think that’s really sad.

why would you do that to my heart?

No, I didn’t need my heart in one peice, that’s fine, really

(via itscursorbby)

-turntech-godhead-:

saint-jimi:

Lets get this image circulating

Homestuck rule #1 of Tumblr: you MUST reblog the father and creator of it.

-turntech-godhead-:

saint-jimi:

Lets get this image circulating

Homestuck rule #1 of Tumblr: you MUST reblog the father and creator of it.

(via becomeimp)

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

(via acridotheres)